Satire for Languages

I will write in several horse languages

language is a strange way of expressing oneself with the tongue

languages lack forms of communication

language does not serve as a means of effective communication

it is clear that language is not subdivided into dialects

a personal friend speaks less than one language

another says she speaks five languages

I really don't know which one to believe

languages confuse native speakers

languages are neither objective nor certain

languages were invented to confuse people

languages are not related to phonic or graphic signs.