Squirrel Sunday - Chip off the Old Shoulder

It's time for another #squirrelsunday

Old chip found himself on the Maury Povich show after being accused of sowing some wild oats.

Suddenly he remembered eating some fermented pumpkins on year and possibly being delirious. With hypnotic regression he was able to recall a wild chipmunk chick in the forest that he fell in love with...

Maury brought her on the show and she was an old crow. With a cigarette laden voice she croaked, you are the father! Now pay me some child support!

The kid now 20 years old in squirrel years now is comparing Chip's stripes with his... It looks like a perfect match! Maybe he is my father.

But after a DNA test the old crow and Chip's offspring ended up not matching. Now she is starting remember drinking half a bear left by a hunter in the forest and becoming even more delirious... Maybe it was that flea bitten rascal from the hollow log over.

Now the kids is forced to face reality. My mother and father are both flea bitten rascals. I'm moving to the well kept golf course where there is more culture! Chip sighs a breath of relief in not having to pay half his acorns to a crazy lady.

Now he has decided to work on his fermented pumpkin addiction to avoid anymore accusations.

Better to be living the single high-rise life than to be stuck raising some flea bitten chipmunk's wild oats.

Unfortunately Maury's next guest was a coyote and they all ended up getting eating in the green room and pooped out onto the golf course's path. Never trust a tv producer who is looking for drama.