If only, just this once...
I am absolutely livid!

That's right. Furious is what I am! So I am going to vent and if you're not up for that, you should definitely look away now.
If only we were living in a tv show. One where you can actually get away with murder. Gosh that would be so nice for just this once. Just one murder... just a little one, you know? Well, I say little... I would draw it out for this particular individual. This complete waste of space.
Alas, we live in the real world where it is not allowed and I am left to fume and vent and complain to the police, which is what I will be doing.
Yesterday evening, I started getting a headache. I took a painkiller and I appeared to be quick enough. The headache went away and only the other migraine symptoms remained. I went to bed thinking a good night's rest would be all I needed to not get a migraine today.
I had all but a good rest!
This fudging moron, this complete, arrogant, selfish little prick decided that this saturday night, like last saturday night, it was time to break the law. Because selfish, arrogant little pricks can break the law, and don't actually care that they are doing it, as opposed to a nice, law-abiding citizen like myself, who only has to suffer through this selfish behaviour.
This complete asshole decided it was, again, time to light up some fireworks. And not like "I'll just quickly light all of this crap up and be all oooooh and aaaaaah for a few minutes", no, this complete waste of space decided to draw it out. For hours! Hours and hours and hours of bangs every couple of minutes. Making sure everyone would be kept wide awake.
Fireworks are never allowed here, except for a few hours on new year's eve. These few hours are not allowed this year either, because these fudging assholes can't behave themselves and cause a lot of damage and harm to others while playing with fudging explosives. Some of these brain dead idiots don't find it fair that they are not allowed to be fudging assholes, so they do crap like this. Not caring what the consequences for other individuals are.
I always wish they would just blow themselves or their loved ones up. You know, get what's coming to them. It hardly ever happens, ofcourse. Just my luck.
But yes, last night, this brainless, dickless moron decided to overcompensate for his lacks by keeping everyone else awake. This went on until 2 or 3 in the morning. That's over half my night gone! By then, ofcourse, my painkiller had worn off and I wasn't able to fall asleep anymore. So now, I have a migraine and I am in a horrible, murderous mood.
I had plans for today, but they can't happen now. Because this arrogant, selfish idiot decided he was above the law and should make everyone else's lifes a living hell.
Gosh I hope he dies. Sooner, rather than later, please.
Disclaimer: I can't believe I have to write this, but humanity is dumb, so here goes: As opposed to the above mentioned waste of space, I am not actually planning on breaking any laws. I do not go around, murdering people. I, instead, vent online.
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Ouch!! I hate the ones who store it to and let them of at random times of the year. Perhaps he needs a firework up his chuff!
Oh, that would be nice!
Hehehehe, I am sorry about your migraine getting all worked up again as a result of the asshole keeping you guys awake. I hope he blows himself and his loved ones up too .... Hehehehe.
I hope you are okay now?
Thank you 🤗 I am managing with a painkiller, sunglasses and doing very little :-)
That's alright ma'am. Do take care of yourself 😊
Sorry for your migraines, please try to rest more.
Also, I am going through the whole fireworks thing in my area and sometimes my heart skips a bit but sadly I can't do anything about it.
Thank you 🤗
Bah, yeah fireworks can be quite sudden and make you jump. I'm not a fan.
!LUV
@playfulfoodie(1/1) gave you
Not a fan at all.
Damn that’s a real asshole! I can’t figure out why people do that type of stuff. I get it’s cool to light a few off but to make it an incredibly long one is indeed very annoying. Hope you can get to sleep at a good time tonight and catch up on what you lost!
Thanks @cmplxty! Last night was much better.