RE: A few selected jokes with accompanying photos and analyses
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What's weird is: Had you not explained the jokes (as you should and every good comic knows that which is why you always see them doing it), I would have been sitting here confused, feeling as if you're trying to insult me or my intelligence, while all the others in the room are laughing, most likely at ME since I'm being insulted and they know I don't like it when people laugh at me so they're just doing it to be jerks and I fucking hate jerks because they're fucking assholes and I don't understand why they think it's so funny to be treating me like this!
I hate you people! You think you're so smart!
But I know what you're up to and you can't fool me!
— Narcissistic Sociopath at a comedy show
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explanation: Not league of legends or lies on lies - the exclusive wives' secret society
Are you making fun of me?!?
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Welcome, friend! How do you feel about getting away with murdering all those people who laughed at you?
– Manipulative Psychopath at a comedy show
That's about the only thing that'll fix these people! Would you like to borrow my lighter?
— Narcissistic Sociopath at a comedy show finally feeling a sense of inclusion while quickly exploiting one's generosity in order to get the job done without getting their hands dirty plus looking forward to seeing the place burn because they deserved it and this is doing society a service and in the meantime looking around for a child to rescue in order to look like a hero in the newspaper afterwards
Gimme that lighter, those jerks are as good as dead. Also I heard there's a helpless baby in the front row that's gonna need some rescuin' real soon here and the local newspaper editor owes me a real big favor.
– Manipulative Psychopath at a comedy show
You light the fire, I'll get the kid all the way there up in the front row, furthest from the door.
— Narcissistic Sociopath that doesn't realize they just got duped by a Manipulative Psychopath that just scored a free lighter at a comedy show
Can you blame me though? Lighters ain't as cheap as they used to be.
– Manipulative Psychopath at a comedy show
No I'm not trying to "kidnap" your baby! Can't you see there's a... fire?
What the hell! You had one job!
— Narcissistic Sociopath at a comedy show
Whoopsie.
– Manipulative Psychopath at a comedy show