RE: You Wipe Your Butt With Their Soul...

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Hilarious story πŸ˜‚ and creepy product packaging. How many souls do you get out of one duck? (hmmmm. that sounds like the first line of a bad joke, lol)



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Quack!

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That's your best funny duck impression?

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After a bad first line like that I thought Quack was perfect.

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Which first line?

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How many souls do you get out of one duck? (hmmmm. that sounds like the first line of a bad joke, lol)

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OMG, can you word it better? He did say multiple souls, so I was curious.

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Everything you'll ever need to wipe your soul and hole clean, New patented Pope Wipes.

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The difference that sentence would've read had there not been an L in hole says a lot for one letter.

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πŸ˜‚

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One L has remarkable capabilities doesn't it?!? Dayum!

I tagged you in this one I don't think you saw it. You might as well take a look too @rubido. I've seen VR art studios before but that's the first time I've seen someone make a VR photography gallery of other authors photos. Dope!

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Damn man that's nuts just had a look. jethro in 3D and some other people I gotta check out now. It even works on my laptop with no problems. Im not allowed to get a headset cause apparently Id just use it to watch Porn.

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Dope right?? I'm so impressed.

I'm also so disappointed I didn't think of a headset til now.

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Pretty damn awesome, I wanna play with that app now.

Headsets on my Christmas list along with a few other choice items.

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I missed the tag, but I went and looked, totally wild. I know he's been working on this project for a while.

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True but I guess in the Vatican anything goes, They could be used for that too.

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Dammit. Sorry man it seems as though I've written a whole article here

Have you been there, Vatican City? My man there's homeless people begging on the church steps at the Vatican.

Everyone steps over them to enter the Vatican and Peter's Basilica. They stare intently at the ground to make sure they don't step directly on the homeless people as they enter like a game of hopscotch with their cameras in hand to photograph "the worlds finest art collection" and things like the $55 million dollar ceiling. The ceiling! (ceiling) It's between 60-120 feet in the air, no one will ever touch it or be close to it and it's solid fucking gold.

Homeless people beg for food on the steps. It's the worst contrast I saw in all of our travels. I shook their hands dude, I did not step over them. I stopped and shook their hands and said God bless you or 'something' and you know what?!? More than half of them didn't have hands! If there was a produce cart nearby or 'something,' I'd run over and grab them some apples or bananas, etc.

One time 2 nuns tried to stop me from giving a homeless woman without hands a banana. That was not the Vatican but it was New Years Day 2020β€”different church in Rome. They were telling her she couldn't stay on the steps and urging me not to feed her so she'd leave. So I sat down next to her, shook her stub wrist thing and peeled the banana for her. Those nuns were assholes.

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Yeah in My experience nuns are generally assholes, guess its hard to break the habit of a lifetime.

Good on you for helping the lady out. I've been moved on or at least they've attempted to move me on outside plenty of public places and churches. Most people are good at ignoring homeless people. I like to bring some food and drink and chat with em, you know the things I would want people to do with me if I was having a really bad patch.

Cant think of a much rougher patch to hit than having to beg for food and sleep outside.

When I'm flush I drop some cash. If nothing else I'm good for some conversation and a bite to eat.

As for hitting the Vatican, Got no desire to ever go. Id check out some of the old empire historical sites If I was in the area but otherwise, fuck em and their gold ceilings and diamond encrusted books.

You'd be amazed how many homeless people seem to have missing limbs, apparently most common cause is infection and frostbite in colder climates.

Shit thats my turn to start an article.
Oops

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Hey dude I did several articles while we were in Italy. I won't bore you with them but this was the final chapter. I called it Unveiling Rome.

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damn man nice one, past the upvote stage but that's what I prefer to see. Reality

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maybe each wipe represents a soul... lol

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That's what I was thinking.

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i love how jacuzzi is just like... i'll wait til you are all finished here. LOL

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How many souls do you get out of one duck?

I think it's the same as how much would a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
And of course that answer is, a woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

But with that with ducks and souls.

A soul filled duck has as much soul as a soul filled duck would have if a duck had a soul filled soul.
Simple πŸ‘ ❀️

Dropping you some hot !PIZZA and !LUV on this post!

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πŸ˜‚I forgot all about that woodchuck chucking. Thanks for the Pizza & Luv!

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