Islam is Serious about the promise of multiple virgins in the Afterlife
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Hey friends, who is ready to secure for themselves a band of virgins in the afterlife? I don't know about you, but I am is ready ✌️😎
Many of us may have heard about the promise of 72 virgins made to Islamic matyrs and we think it is a joke or that it is just something made up by recruiters to get volunteers for terrorist operations. But, dear friend, I tell you it is not a joke, it is actually written in the highest Islam authority - the Quran!
If you didn't know this, for many years I was just like you, thinking it was a joke and stuff how can God promise people pussy in the afterlife? Ignorant fool that I am, o didn't know! But this didn't change God's mind (may God be praised), the promise is still there unchanged, in the Holy Quran. Here are the verses if you want to confirm for yourself:
Quran Surah 56 verse 12-40 and Quran Surah 55 verses 54-56
And since I am your brother in fucks arms, let me go ahead and quote it for you 56 vs 12-39 says:
They shall recline on jewelled couches face to face, and there shall wait on them immortal youths with bowls and ewers and a cup of purest wine (that will neither pain their heads nor take away their reason); with fruits of their own choice and flesh of fowls that they relish. And theirs shall be the dark-eyed maidens, chaste as hidden pearls: a guerdon for their deeds... We created the maidens and made them virgins, loving companions for those on the right hand...
In simple clearer language:
Those who go to heaven shall recline on jewelled couches face to face, and immortal youths (servants) shall wait on them and give them bowls and ewers and a cup of purest wine (that will neither pain their heads nor take away their reason); with fruits of their own choice and and flesh of fowls that they relish. And the darkeyed maidens shall be theirs, chaste as hidden pearls: a reward for their deeds... We created the maidens and made them virgins, loving companions for those who go to heaven...
Stay with me here, please, remember our concern is the latter part of the text that says:
And the darkeyed maidens shall be theirs, chaste as hidden pearls: a reward for their deeds... We created the maidens and made them virgins, loving companions for those who go to heaven...
Praise God, somebody!
I said praise God, somebody!!!!!!!!
So you see it there? Islam is serious about this, it is from the Holy Book, the very word of God. You can Google out these verses if you think I'm overzealous or pulling your legs (by the way, fuck would I be doing with your legs when my sights are set to that of multiple darkeyed virgins in heaven?🙄).
However there is one little thing, I also found out that the number of virgins are not specified anywhere in the Quran, no one knows if they are 72 or not. But if I've learnt anything from life so far it is that 'you never know, motherfucker!' the fact that the number isn't specified doesn't mean it would be less than 72, it could even be more! 'you never know, motherfucker!'
So there you have it, I used to irreligious/atheistic but now I'm converting and becoming Muslim, nothing is going to make me miss out on a multiple amount of darkeyed loving virgins. And I mean NOTHING!
Being a member of the English speaking parts of the world you'd think that if I leave irreligiosity/atheism I'd become a Christian (since most of the English and Spanish and Portuguese world are Christians) but nope! Surprise, surprise, I'm going to Islam. Because in all my years of reading the Bible I never came across the promise of virgins. Jesus had a lot to say you would think that atleast once he would say:
Verily verily I say unto you, I have set aside a couple bad bitches for you if you make it to heaven.
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but he never said so, not even once! So what would I be doing in a religion like that? Probably why his home boy Judas sold him 🙄.
Alright, friends, that's it, I'm moving to Islam. You would do well to address me as Alhaji Nevies from now on, or maybe Mallam Nevies. Any whichever. Remain blessed! Praise be to God.
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PS: Every religion has its own ridiculous parts. The way you laugh at that of others is the way others laugh at yours. Everybody looks at the ridiculousness of their religion and calls them mysteries or says 'God's ways are not our ways', but they go ahead to laugh at that of others and call them ridiculous🤣🤣
Roll with @nevies, I run a Humor, deeper thoughts and sex talk blog here on Hive🌚
Wow, that's almost unbelievable, m still going to ignore that verse and believe you have misquoted the Quran. Well if you because of that switch faith then....
Lol. Seriously? You should atleast Google it, I'm saying the truth! The Quran states it clearly, I've given you the verses.
Oh well, you can't quote something that you would choose and forget what's before and after, I'm not sure if you ever think that you would come across someone who speaks Arabic (Me) and that I can read the original book without translation, it wasn't talking about those who fight to die, actually what you see isn't even the right picture of Islam... sadly that's what you see and don't bother researching something, and at first of reading I thought you did research but I doubt you know what does a matyrs mean... I suggest you take more time and study things harder so the picture would be clearer for you, stay safe mate.
I actually researched very well, friend, and I am not making the mistake you think I am making. Heaven and virgins in Islam is not only for matyrs it is for every man who makes it to heaven. I never said it was for only matyrs.
We are alright now, right?
Oh well, you aren't wrong here, Muslims are told about heaven a lot in Quran but to make their way there is the tough part.
Anyway thanks for your reply, I might have misunderstood something.
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Hahahahaha😅 man, you really gat me laughing so hard🤣🤣 Like you put down all of this for real?? Hmmmm,how interesting to know you gat some knowledge and interest about islamic religion. Weldone motherfucker!😁
😂 Sense of humor.. check☑️. I literally laughed while reading.
Virgins after death is kinda hilarious and also an enticing offer, but come to think of it, ladies don't get virgins too? C'mon a lady deserves some virgins too. Because it's just the men that make a fuss about it all🤔.
Yea, ladies deserve an enticing sexual offer too, but you know back then the world was dominated by men to the extent that the men writing this Quran and all other holy books tend to forget about the women sometimes 😂
It's all a lie that it was inspired by God or anything, all the holy books were written by men straight from their hearts, wisdom, foolishness, biases, and opinions.
You've got a point there because there no actual prove that the men were insighted by anything anything.
But you kinda sound like an atheist or something?.
I'm irreligious, I'm someone who has come to find that all religions are false. All religions are just the ancient ways through which people explained the world and tried to organize their societies. Religion says the truth and speaks a lot of wisdom the same way it says lies and speaks a lot of foolishness.
So right now you're just floating in the air ?
Hahahahah. You must be religious, religious people feel like those who don't have a religion are floating in the air/have something missing. Lol.
Humans don't need religion, I'm out here living like everyone else, my focus is on fun, and would die like everyone else.
It depends on your definition of religion. Anyways, I like your buoyancy