My Time Jump Plan

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Time travel should be one of the most fascinating things that should ever happen, I am not sure or rather I don't know if it exists already, but if it does it should be man's greatest invention.

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Time travel would be of good and great value to mankind but if it gets into the wrong hands, it would be a weapon of mass destruction.

Imagine the good use of time travel, the lives (all living things that have ever existed and have gone into extinction, ranging from the smallest to the biggest) and other artifacts.

But if eventually, a time machine gets into the wrong hands, believe me, this timeline would be a mess and we would have nothing to write home about because we eventually don't have where to call home.

From the movies, I have watched and comics I was opportune to read, I have gotten to know a little about time travel. Even though they are just sci-fi (Science Fiction), I guess a time machine would likely use the same principle as it is in what I read and in what I have watched.

Based on the DC Universe comic books I read and movies I have watched, whenever you make a time jump to the past, whatever you do there in the past affects the future and all changes in the past reflect in the present you left with immediate effect.

With this DC's time travel theory, let's talk about today's main topic which is going back in time and having just ten minutes to do what I want to do.

To some readers, this act or what you are about to read might portray a selfish and wicked act, but I want you to try and understand and see it from my point of view.

When the time is due for me to go back in time, I'll go to a nearby pharmacy and get a carton of Kiss or Durex condoms (sounds silly right?).

After getting these things I will then make a time jump to Kastina State, Daura local government area, and give them to the parents of the present President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

I'll make them put it on to make love, and leave them the carton of the condom and postinor, I'll teach them the use and purpose so that there won't be a child or man to live on this planet called Muhammadu Buhari.

If this mission turns out to be a success, Nigeria would be a better place l, and if I get more opportunities to do another jump, I'll do the same to the parents of other greedy politicians.

Now you can admit, it is not a bad idea as you thought it would be.

Until next time I cross your feed, be nice and good to yourself, eat well and smell nice. Keep safe.



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Ohh jezzz I can't laugh ooo, you're just too funny though you making sense, imagine if his parents had protected sex or make use of postinor maybe our country would have been a better place. Hmmm

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5 years this has been happening to me, it started here, around people that are still here. Homeland security has done nothing at all, they are not here to protect us. Dont we pay them to stop shit like this? The NSA, CIA, FBI, Police and our Government has done nothing. Just like they did with the Havana Syndrome, nothing. Patriot Act my ass. The American government is completely incompetent. The NSA should be taken over by the military and contained Immediately for investigation. I bet we can get to the sources of V2K and RNM then. https://peakd.com/gangstalking/@acousticpulses/electronic-terrorism-and-gaslighting--if-you-downvote-this-post-you-are-part-of-the-problem

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Lmao at first I was confused like this is not what the contest requires then it all made sense 😂
I don’t know about you but I think that’s a wise choice to do with time traveling!!

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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂....I love this post..I am rolling... Please I can even give up my wishes for this😂😂😂😂...You went from 0-100 real quick and I love it

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I'm glad you like it, I just made it funny so my readers won't get bored 😂

Thank you for stopping by ❤️

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Gush, is funny oh.
What you are saying is actually right about the old man so called Muhammadu Bihari. He and his cabinet are things tough in Nigeria.

Please thank you for this piece.

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I'm glad you enjoyed my article. Thank you for visiting

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Lol. MBuhari need to see this.

The Beauty of uncensored social media like Hive.

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Oh God 😂😂😂! It is soooo funny.

First let me know why the condoms of these partcular brands? Are they more protective ?

!LOLZ. what would happen when the given carton be ended. Your prime minister would born a few momths later than his bpresent birth time.....

This post dictates how much you are concerned with your country.

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First let me know why the condoms of these partcular brands? Are they more protective ?

Yes 🙈😂

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This post cracked me up real hard 😂😂😂.
At first I was shocked as I got to the condom part but wanted to see how it ended.

Well sha you right though 🤣🤣🤣

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Why is everyone talking about the condom 😂😂😂

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Eeyah...
I do not think his parents would appreciate a stranger turning up in their house and teaching them how to have sex😂😂
This is hilarious.
Thank you for sharing it with us.

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