BlogHide Resteemsmeesterboom (76)in life • yesterdayForkhouse 5: 4 days leftAll this HardFork is no use. The Bear-Man grinned lecherously at me as I entered his shadowy cave of a shop.…meesterboom (76)in life • 2 days agoForkhouse 5: 5 days leftWith Hardfork 21 now mere days away, our feeds will be littered with nonsense from people telling us how it is going…meesterboom (76)in life • 3 days agoForkhouse 5: 6 days leftWith Hardfork 21 now a mere 6 days away our feeds will be littered with nonsense from people telling us how it is…meesterboom (76)in life • 4 days agoForkhouse 5: 7 days leftWith Hardfork 21 now a mere 7 days away our feeds will be littered with nonsense from people telling us how it is…meesterboom (76)in life • 5 days agoFreedom!What shall we do with all this freedom!? Said the Good Lady stopping for a moment to give a little pirouette in the…meesterboom (76)in life • 6 days agoSteem-a-GeddonI'm afraid it's time. I said somberly to the Good Lady. She raised her eyes from whatever pointless tat she was…meesterboom (76)in life • 7 days agoBlack Beers Of DeathRun... Run for your lives!!! It's the BLACK BEERS OF DEATH!! What? Not again?? Yes, again! This week we have…meesterboom (76)in life • 8 days agoThe BlacksDo you like the blacks? A voice breathed in my ear as I was perusing the fine beer selection in my favourite beer…meesterboom (76)in life • 9 days agoHere, Keto KetoWhat's this rubbish? A dark and terrible shadow fell over me. Fearfully, I looked up from the delightful little…meesterboom (76)in life • 10 days agoPermanentI took the stairs two at a time. A toilet cleaner lady gasped in awe at my lithe and athletic galumping as I tore…meesterboom (76)in life • 11 days agoTransformation #2I squinted at the computer screen in front of me and let out an airy grunt like a flatulent Donkey with a cork jammed…meesterboom (76)in life • 12 days agoFeelin WaspishExcuse me, there is a wasp in my coffee. I said to the damp, beige-looking young chap at the till of the park…meesterboom (76)in life • 13 days agoPoisonNoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! A collection of shadows and rags screeched toward me, one grubby clawed hand…meesterboom (76)in life • 14 days agoWine Beers!??Howdy, me old beer musketeers!! I'm off on a tangent this week. One I never thought to go on. What is it you cry!…meesterboom (76)in life • 15 days agoAttack of the ClonesYou getting the wine for tonight? The WhatsApp message on my phone was visibly terse. I could imagine the Good…meesterboom (76)in life • 16 days agoBear'ly WineHola amigo, yo soy jamon para ti! I yodelled happily to the Bear-Man as I strutted into his splendid little…meesterboom (76)in life • 17 days agoCrackI knocked on the door of the meeting room with my customary three note jig. It was a jaunty knock. A knock that…meesterboom (76)in life • 18 days agoTransformation #1You fancy a bit of pudding, baby? The Good Lady looked at me in a way that she probably thought was seductive but…resteemednonameslefttouse (72)in life • 19 days agoI Have A Little Secret To Share With Everyone!So, I'm currently bored out of my fucking mind again! My feed ain't feeding me! I Follow Hundreds of…meesterboom (76)in life • 19 days agoHuntedBranches whipped against my face and my breathing came in short gasps as I powered through the trees. I could hear…
