The clueless alien👽: Weekend - Engagement WEEK 150

Happy evening dear hivers. In response to the invitation this weekend from my friend @galenkp regarding various topics to develop. I decided for a very fun, creative and entertaining topic which got me thinking and I loved it, the topic I selected was: "The clueless alien", where he asks me to explain the following three human things because he is confused about them: farting, masturbation and greed.

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As the alien is absent-minded, I do my best to make him pay attention to the explanation I am going to give him in a very practical way.:

Farting: In a very simple way I would explain that anatomically we have an orifice called anus through which air comes out that we do not see, which sometimes emits noises sometimes not, which are of a foul smell and that orifice that gives off those farts and that is located between the buttocks and I point to my buttocks is called anus and depending on the food we eat, those farts can go crazy and start coming out in a surprising way, it is natural to happen, because our body needs to vote those gases called farts, if we have eaten foods that produce these flatulences. I give examples of foods that cause these putrid farts such as: cereals, some vegetables such as cauliflower, cabbage, dairy products, eggs, etc.

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Masturbation: In this topic I would explain it very easy. First that it is a normal but very intimate act and that we can perform it with our partner or without his company osea alone. That we have sexual organs that when stimulated cause excitement and lead us to masturbation. That it is a way to know our body and our erogenous zones and thus reach the pleasure and feel explosive orgasms hahahaha..

Greed: First I explain to him what greed is: that it is a way of ambitiously taking possession of many material things at the same time and wanting to have everything. That greed is a bad company and destroys, it creates selfish beings who are always unsatisfied because they want to possess wealth and the more they have the more they want to possess. Greed leads to selfish people who are incapable of helping their fellow men because they lack humility in their heart.❤️.

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The truth was that the alien was satisfied with the explanation.

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You might never know, the smell of fart would be smell nice for them.

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Lol, yes this is true. Aliens are weird.

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What's weird for us might be natural from them and vise versa but if we want to make friends with them, we need to accept this difference as long as it does not hurt both party.

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We must accept their fart-smell-loving ways indeed.

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Lol, yes this is true. Aliens are weird.

We still don't know their reactions and likes hahaha. They really are very strange

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You might never know, the smell of fart would be smell nice for them.

hahaha maybe. Or maybe they don't have a developed sense of smell and can't smell the farts hahaha.

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You've explained it quite simply for them. I have a feeling the alien might want to try out the second part. And be fascinated with the first enough to seek to do it too.

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I have a feeling the alien might want to try out the second part.

Don't we all?

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I think the alien would be happy with this explanations and might need some time alone to explore one of them...You know which one.

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I think the alien would be happy with this explanations and might need some time alone to explore one of them...You know which one.

I really think that the one you are thinking of would be delighted if he explored it hahahahaha

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BUT WHAT IF this alien can't speak your language. You would have to demonstrate it all or illustrate it O.O and teach him a new language

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