Is this pornography? If yes, don't tell my parents
Hello hello hello! who is available? Who is suffering from BP? Just come to my blog for proper treatment without drugs. Hahaha. Do you know that when I was a kid, my parents set some rules and sounded some as warning to our ears never to cross certain boundaries. But, it's like I failed one today. Please, if you think that I failed their law, don't report me to them. Just warn me and I will not repeat it again.
From infancy, our parents gave us certain commands which we've been abiding by till now that we're adults. One of the biggest commands they gave us is never to watch porn or pornography. Do you know what porn is? To help you know the answer without consulting your dictionary, I will explain it in a simple way. Porn or pornography is the act of watching naked people or the act of watching individuals having sex. Grammar!
Alright alright, hoping you've gotten the meaning, let me continue with my story. Ever since they sounded the law as a warning to my ear, I barely look at half-naked individuals to the extent i found it so difficult to look at a kids center-parting(the penis) especially if it's a boy. To me, it's as if am watching porn and don't know how my parents will look at me if they discovered that am looking at such direction especially if I visited a newborn baby with them.
Anyway, I continued in same manner even till today as an adult. But yesterday something happened. Hehehe, let me confess. Last night, as you all know, here in Nigeria, once wet season entered, snails would start moving about. So, I went to our backyard to pick something. Don't ask me what I wanted to pick oo. Alright, as I went to that our backyard, I saw two snails in a position I didn't understand. Therefore, I stopped to understand what's going on. Hia, the two snails stuck together and it's like their mouth also glued together. I was like, what's happening here? Are they kissing?
Hmm, my people, I forgot my parents command and kept watching the 2 snails. Do you know that the action lasted over 10 minutes counting from the time i met them. With that, I had a rethink that it's not just ordinary kissing oo. Dear reader, I kept on watching until they separated from each other. At that time, I saw whitish something under the smaller one body. Then, I concluded they were doing what I don't know oo. Hmmm, all this while, mum is alone inside kitchen doing what I don't know too.
At this juncture, she came out to inquire what I don't know too. Hey, she said she wanted to know what's holding me at the backyard. As a sharp and smart babe I am, I bent down before she could sight me as if am removing something from my nails. Then, I went inside but couldn't sleep all through the night. My mind kept wandering if I should confess to my parents that I watched porn and as well plead for their forgiveness.
My people, I've decided to bring it to you guys notice. What should I do? Should I confess? Should I keep it as a secret? Eheh, if I should tell them I saw 2 snails sexing, don't you think they'll ask how I came to know what sex is? Heeeeew, Someone should tell me what to do ooo? But wait oo, were they having sex?
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Interesting
Nah, that's not porn, that's just a nature video...
...unless you became aroused. Then it's porn, and you should beg forgiveness.
🤣
Am thinking if I felt somehow aroused. But, to who will I ask for forgiveness?
Beg forgiveness from the snails, it was their privacy that was disturbed!
Heeey, it's like you're right. But, wait a minute, why didn't they stay indoors? It's not my fault. It's their fault
No @marajah,the snails are doing what I called iberiberism. I know you understand.😀😄😄😄 I will tell your mom.
Heeey, thank God you defined their action with such mighty word.
Please, what will you even tell her I did?
I will not tell you until I come to see her.😀
Heeey. In that case, I've hide my address
Don't worry they just playing hihihi
Haaaaa. You're telling me something oo
You really had patience to wait for ten minutes till the snails separated😅 patience is really a virtue.
Don't worry, we won't tell on you😅
Ahhh, I was carried away by their action meeehnn. Ahh, little did I know I was practicing a special quality 😂
I love you for giving me this hope
But now you know that you have a special quality within 😅🤗
Yes ooo. Am proud. Next time, I will also practice it. Should I?
In a different situation..yes 😃
Is it only me that don't know the meaning of pornography?
It can't be only me🤧
See you. Thank me for explaining the meaning naa
Lmao....How can this be..just randomly thinking of how slow snails are and how fast could the s*X be
Heeew! So they were sexing? Ahhh, snails shaaa. Slow but steady action 🤣
This one is not humans but animals. So, telling your mum cannoy causee any alarm. She might not have seen something so strange like that
Hia. It's like you wanna deceive me. I reject, I bound and I loose. Leave me alone jooor
Just keep playing the innocent, it isn't like we are sure it was what really happened between the snails, lets just leave it that way lol
Hmmmm, anyway, you said the right thing. Let me mind my serious business