Dos ladrones conocidos, la vida con mascotas es distinta/Two known thieves, life with pets is different [esp-eng].

Hoy en casa fuimos víctimas de un atraco, así es a eso de las 14 horas a plena luz del día entraron dos ladrones a casa y pasaré a relatar los hechos en medio de la gran congoja que siento.

Todo transcurría normal, mis hijas jugando en el patio, mi madre me ayuda a colgar la ropa recién lavada y mi marido estaba en la cocina que es que nuestro chef diario (su sazón es magnífica), se encontraba fileteado la carne para hacer unos bifes, hasta ahí todo seguía la normalidad, de pronto mi marido llegó afuera y me dice “gorda me robaron” y yo quede con la boca abierta ya que esta mañana había salido al centro, en medio de mi asombro y justa preocupación me sigue relatando -estaba ahí viendo el noticiero sobre un robo en el centro de Santiago y cuando me doy vuelta me robaron– hasta ahí no entendía nada y siguió contándome mientras ponía cara de risa y enojo al mismo tiempo, -entró el Roberto y la Roberta y se robaron un bote cada uno– mi mamá salio disparando a ver al patio trasero, detrás de ella iban mis hijas, mi marido y yo y allí estaban ambos ladrones comiendo el botín mientras el gato Cuchufli maullaba enojado ya que él no alcanzó a hurtar nada.

Menos mal no robaron todo y pudimos almorzar, ambos bandidos madre e hijo no aparecieron durante toda la tarde y claro si estaban llenitos, mañana será su juicio donde presentarán sus alegatos para ver si son exonerados o declarados culpables por el atraco en su propia morada, están castigados y su cena será mínima ya que así quizás vuelvan al lado del bien y abandones las andanzas y sus fechorías, quizás hasta tengan alguna banda gatuna y se me hace que la gata Roberta es la líder y los otros dos son los que ejecutan órdenes que da la Michi Madrina.

Today at home we were victims of a robbery, that's right at about 2:00 p.m. in broad daylight two thieves entered the house and I will relate the facts in the midst of the great sorrow I feel.

Everything was going normally, my daughters were playing in the yard, my mother was helping me hang the freshly washed clothes and my husband was in the kitchen, our daily chef (his seasoning is magnificent) was filleting the meat to make some steaks, so far everything was normal, suddenly my husband arrived outside and told me "fat girl they robbed me" and I was left with my mouth open because this morning I had gone out downtown, In the middle of my astonishment and just concern he continues telling me -I was there watching the news about a robbery in downtown Santiago and when I turn around I was robbed- until then I did not understand anything and he continued telling me while he made a face of laughter and anger at the same time, -Roberto and Roberta came in and stole a boat each -my mom went out shooting to see the backyard, behind her were my daughters, my husband and me and there were both thieves eating the loot while Cuchufli the cat meowed angrily because he did not manage to steal anything.

Thank goodness they did not steal everything and we were able to have lunch, both mother and son bandits did not appear during the whole afternoon and of course they were full, tomorrow will be their trial where they will present their pleas to see if they are exonerated or found guilty for the robbery in their own home, they are punished and their dinner will be minimal because maybe they will return to the side of good and abandon their misdeeds and misdeeds, maybe they even have a cat gang and it seems to me that Roberta the cat is the leader and the other two are the ones who execute orders given by the Michi Madrina.

Las fotografías son de mi propiedad y fueron modificadas en canva, la portada fue realizada en camba usando la app DALL-E.