Punday Monday 469!

Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Dolly Parton
She was an amazing person
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How To Make a Pun

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Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@rentmoney

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Dolly Parton
As in
Dolly Parton was such a supportive musician. Her fellow union members knew that when times were tough, on her they could jo-Lean.

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Dolly Parton always delivers quality songs where people cannot call her dull-y parton

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Dolly Parton is great at poker because she knows exactly how to handle a 9-to-5 straight.

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The singer who travels a lot during international concerts is Dolly Farton

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Look how PC y'all are being. Everyone wants to dance around the subject of her bodacious breasts..

When Dolly got in the bathtub, Kenny Rogers got the inspiration for that song.. Islands in the Stream..

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En mi experiencia, el juego de palabras con “jo‑Lean” me recordó el momento del otro día que mi familia intentó armar un karaoke de Dolly y terminamos cantando “Lean on Me” en tono country. What I learned is that a clever pun can turn a simple tribute into a real bonding moment 🙂

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Tipo, la foto con la cara de Dolly me hizo pensar en su tema “9 to 5” y cómo la juntaste con el juego de palabras “jo‑Lean”, ¿creés que ese es el pun más fuerte de la semana? Además, el link al concurso está literal lleno de ejemplos útiles para quien nunca ha probado. No sé qué onda con el HSBI del premio, ¿cómo se reparte exactamente?

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