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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is nuts!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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New To Punday?

Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.

How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@itwithsm

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

nuts
As in
Peppercorns aren’t nuts, why are you sneezing?ah..ahhh…AHHHH.. Cashew!
That’s not a nut either.

I'm So Good at Puns

If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!

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The squirrel was being a real pain in the ass, always stealing the bird seed out of the feeder. Thankfully my cat scared him and he got some karma, now he’s stuck to the feeder pole hanging by his nuts. He’s not so eager to chew through those ones I bet.

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He said he was trying to crack nuts with his teeth but I got to realize that it was the metal nut he was talking about

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You are on the right track there!

Something like:

One squirrel said to the other, "how did you chip your tooth?"

'I had the bad idea of gathering nuts from the hardware store!'

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