Punday Monday 279
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tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Rent!
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Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
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This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Rent
As in
When I’m angry at my landlord, instead of a personal check, I send them my cash JEERS check.
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If you are like me, sometimes you probably find yourself in the same financial situation, living month to month.
Every first of the month, I always think to myself "RENT." So then I log into my library account and renew my DVD copy of Rent: The Musical. One of these days I hope to be able to afford a copy for myself!
Paying rent is like being on your period. Comes every month and if you miss one, you start to panic. Sure, you could split the payment with a roommate, but it is hard to find one with no strings attached
oh wow thanks for the win! Love me a good pun!
This year I rented a bouncy castle for my daughter's birthday, cost me double what it cost last year, that's inflation for you! Must admit, that pun isn't too focused on the "rent, us millennials, walking around like we rent the place!
I always know when to pay my landlord.
In the morning I look out to my garden and if I see ants drinking the water that has accumulated over night... Then I know!
The TenAnts say rent is Dew.
If you live in Europe, the tenants might be in your bathroom...
Near the ToLet.
What happened after many months of unpaid rent by an undependable wind instrument? I hear they're a hoboe.
The Scottish man was furious at his landlord when he moved into his apartment. The heat never worked and the bagpipes were leaking
That's the worst. He must of haggis up to here lol
There is this Tomcat that keeps stopping by looking for a place to stay at night. First missed payment and I'm charging him late fleas
The guys that rents out these apartments and hasn't raised rent in 2 years must have a Messiah complex. He thinks he's our landlord and savior
I've been really practicing my splinter lands strategy, recently I've been paying to borrow cards from more advanced players and totally have been dominating the noobs...my rent to pwn strategy seems to be working out pretty good so far!