Punday Monday 264

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Science.
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.

How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@quinnertronics… again!!

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Science

As in,
Why do scientists always adopt a new stovetop-safe container on an airplane into their families before they do science? Because the first step in science is to make a high pot the sis.

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My cousin, Thomas Dolby, used to date this gal who was studying biochemistry and physics, she was basically a genius-but a really nasty girl. They got in a fight one night over which television channel to watch and she took a beaker of sulfuric acid and splashed it in his face. He lost 85% of his vision in one eye and she ended up getting 7 years in prison, not able to finish her phD.

Anyway, that was back in the 80s, he's doing well now- he actually recorded a hit song about the incident back in the day called "She Blinded Me With Science" and it was a very therapeutic experience.

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After feeling the constant pressure of creating a new taco, Benoît Paul Émile Clapeyron came up with the ideal recipe: brown rice, black beans and a slice of Avogadro. If stored at the proper temperature, I've found these to be the absolute best that I've ever had, and I can't describe the amount of substance that can be appreciated from this little known recipe. Afterwards however, the gas is less than ideal... But it Boyle's down to one of the best tacos around. i could seriously write volumes about these tacos!

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Most scientists would agree that we need to encourage recycling, which can have a positive environmental effect. This is why I've been riding my bike to work every day...I cycle to work and then I re-cycle on the way home! 🚲 ♻️

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