Punday Monday 253
Welcome to Punday Monday!
We’re now posting in Comedy Open Mic: https://peakd.com/c/hive-164166/created, and thanks to @amirtheawesome1, the winner will receive 2HBD from them!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Toenails.
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 1 HSBI for a win, 2 HBD for the winner from Comedy Open Mic thanks to @amirtheawesome1], your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
Oh, I was sorely tempted by several, but I have to award it to @quinnertronics for “lick-and-throw-pitches”
It’s so … punny.
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Toenails
As in,
Where do the cars get their mani-pedis? At the Toe Truck.
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There's not mushroom in my shoes to wiggle my toes on account of all of this foot fungus.
If you want to marry a fat woman,
Check her toenails,
Machine parts are now expensive!
What is a toe contractor's favorite tool? A hammer toe.
After a long day of ballet dancing, my toes like to retire to their nailbeds for some much needed rest. Then, at 6am we start it all again- after a quick breakfast of bread and toejam.
My one friend does pedicabbing for a living... But those fumes are just too powerful in that small automobile, so I never ride in it.
There's this layer of clear skin located along the bottom edge of my wife's finger and she thinks it's hideous- but I think it's kinda cuticle.
My puns this week were as pleasing as looking at my great grandfather's toenails-mostly "in groans."
I recently got milk that said it was lac-toes free, I felt better because I can't imagine eating toes in my milk.
we love to go barefoot so at the onset of each summer my girlfriend goes to the best nail art studio in town.
this year she got all her toenails painted with different animals. they were all cool, especially the really sweet koala on the left foot and an awesome ostrich on the right. but my favorite was the camel in the middle!
It is my last attempt at the podiatrist exam so I have toenail it.