Punday Monday 232

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is Winter.
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.

How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster (~$2), 1 HSBI for a win], your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@ecoinstant

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Winter

As in,
Santa brings you naughty kids the winter’s worst. It’ll no longer be the warmest, he’ll make it the coaldust.

I'm So Good at Puns

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a snowflake is like a pun: they may all seem alike, you may think if you've seen one- you've seen them all-but no two are exactly the same...and some people can only put up with them for a couple days out of the whole year!

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The link still doesn't work! Find a new overalls image, please.

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When it's so cold that ice forms on your eyelashes, how do you get the excess off? Use an eye-sickle!

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Every winter I go into the forest for training-kinda like Rocky training in Siberia in Rocky IV. It sure gets cold, but I have my snow angels watching over me from above.

I've been pumping iron with the abdominal snowman, but once he starts to sweat a little, we need to cool down. That's when I go see the birds, who helps me focus on my pecktorals. The bears, lazy that they are, just suggest that I sleep the weight off-but I don't like waking up that hangry in the Springtime! I guess if i wanted to be a real musselman, I'd go train with the fishermen instead.

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Did you hear about the family that left their child home alone and went on vacation to the frozen lake? They were on thin ice since they had no sun.

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I always switch over from raisin bran to my favorite breakfast food for winter: frosted flakes

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Do you know Mexicans have are the happiest during Winter? Cause they have brrrrritos to accompany them!

@rayius

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the 90s was a real COOL time to grow up. we wore FROSTED TIPS and listened to ICE ICE BABY and informer by SNOW. Sure, our computers always FROZE up, but thats how it was. We got BLIZZARDS from dairy queen and loved all the exciting combinations. watch out for that brain FREEZE! I don't have time for all that stuff anymore though...how do i spend my time, you ask? I CYCLE.

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Cold, snow, and wind. Igloos and ice forts.

Hockey, figure skating, and other winter sports.

All are loved by children the world over. But unfortunately, most adults just think it's a good time to stay under a warm cover.

Let us see the magic of this season once more. Go get some skis. Or throw a snowball, for absolutely no reason.

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