Punday Monday 222
Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is travel.
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [2 HSBI for a valid entry, 2 HSBI for a win], your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Entry from theabsolute:quinnertronics:rayius:romeotango:doctorcrypto:rentmoney:wrestlingdesires:diebitch
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
Oh man, I love bear arcade, @doctorcrypto! That’s two weeks in a row that you’ve won. How do you feel about being the guest judge for next week? It comes with a payday of 2 hsbi. Just deliver your decision to the comment section next Monday.
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Travel
As in,
A bunch of travellers walk into a bar, and the bartender says, “No need to pay! You all came in the free way.”
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It really sucked when I was in college and I was on my way back from Amsterdam. Somehow I got lice or some other bugs in the red-light district. They wouldn't let me fly without my hairline tick kit.
Did you hear about the the on road basketball team that got banned for traveling?
I heard the baseball team was in a no fly zone, and the quidditch team was too big to ride the fairy, but what happened to the basketball team?
I would be honored to be a guest judge!!!
I will let you know next week when I get back from my motorcycle trip.
I just hope my ride doesn't make me two tired.
Something isn't right. Somehow after travelling one round across the entire earth, I am still back at the same spot!
I've been all over the world and have many a tale to spin about my experiences - and i sure do love to tell them. not everyone wants to hear all my adventures down to the minute details of what colored socks i had on that particular day or what the weather was like that summer eve in savannah, georgia back in '77 or which particular pizza toppings i got for dinner. i am who i am and i cant change that, I'm just a ramblin man and this is my story.
I can never let go of that trip I had on the Titanic, but it really sunk my finances
The lobsters in the kitchen felt the highs and lows.
I used to travel a lot, back in the days. I guess I don't have the drive anymore.
Ha!
I caught a cab uptown the other day.
The driver was a stuffed squirrel who offered me various lotions.
He was a regular Taxi Dermist.
I made it back from my trip to announce the winner!
We had some great ones this week but the pun that really made me scratch my head and sent a tingle down my funny bone was @theabsolute with.
You are this weeks winner!!!!!
Remind me not to sit next to you on public transit.
Nice, thank you!
Yayyy!