What do you say to a #toddler who is convinced that #drseuss' Cat in t ...

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What do you say to a #toddler who is convinced that #drseuss' Cat in the Hat , Thing 1, and Thing 2 are evil?

Just #parenting things.



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Tell that toddler to stop watching Fox ;)

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I am almost certain that’s a CNN thing.

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BRO @foxnews DEFENDS dr sues and mr potato head! its msnbc and buzzfeed and the reptillian alien controlled beta cuck grey alien left whose loosing power becauase our video cards can finally out pace thousand year old grey alien computer deep fake holograms lol

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I'm not a parent, but long ago I was a child and before that a toddler. Ask the toddler why he thinks that. See what answer he gives. One way to answer deals with looks and how they can be deceiving. There may be other answers, but I don't know.

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Very wise toddler! Dr Seuss is to the English language what Kim Jung Un is to democracy. May I suggest Peppa Pig or Biff, Chipper and Kip as more suitable literature for the cleverer, younger Enforcer ;-)

Hope you're all having a great weekend :-)

PS. Stay away from Teletubbies...watching that shit with the damn aerials on their heads is how @gangstalking got started with his voice to skull stuff!

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Teletubbies are pure evil, chaos incarnate.

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teach them how DR SEUS was into EINSTEIN and PHYSICS of the day! And that RED FISH BLUE FISH was about the DOLLPER effect of RED SHIFT BLUE SHIFT and dr sues just wanted to teach kids astrophysics low key

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I think this take might work.

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may have been true if they knew about Doppler dollars since 1842

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The Doppler effect describes the change in the observed frequency of a wave when there is relative motion between the wave source and the observer. It was first proposed in 1842 by Austrian mathematician and physicist Christian Johann Doppler.
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show him the berstein bears and just explain dr seus as the mandela effect and the OLD dr seus WASNT racist but they changd history like with The Old Shazam movie with sinbad



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