mcdonalds soft serve

so, i, erm.... pulled the icecream out of the freezer .... and forgot about it
for half an hour
in australia
in summer

as i poured the topping on it, it kinda just vanished. i could see the trail of it on the slightly solid still icecream
but the rest had slipped away, under the surface of the melted 'cream'

ate it anyways.
had a chuckle, as it still tasted half decent
'sorry sir/ma'am, the soft serve machine is broken'
"DILLIGAF? make me a fkn sundae. add some 'shake' if u have to to make it slightly solid"

which then reminded me of the 'lemme have some of those too' - refering to the 'scraps from frying stuff'

apparently theresa company that charges for those ... XD
like, its actually something they can boop on the screen - +20c for 'grit' XD