just one of those days - hit by a car

came through an alleyway,
and there was ann ass that
i swear you coulda bounce a penny off it
im like "daaayyyum" out loud,
as i cycled past
then turned,
to apologise,
cos i said it loud

and ran into the back of a reversing car.
i wanted to say 'wow, that ass was almost 'to die for' XD