[WE 121] Ghost Weekend Gone Wrong!

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I woke up Saturday morning and did my usual bedroom stuff. I found it surprising that mom didn't come to wake me up with her usual rants of how much weekend chores I had to get done. So, I went to the living room and met everyone panicking. How strange. “Did someone die?“ I thought as I scratched my itchy bum and gave out a long yawn. I could hear mom speaking with the cops on the phone. She was filing a report for her missing daughter and I began to wonder if I had a runaway sister no one told me about 🤔The

“Her name is Chidimma”. I heard my mom say to the cops. “Umm… Hello?? I'm right here!“ I feigned my hands in the air but no one seemed to notice me. After futile efforts of shouting to get their attention, the tension in the house continued to worsen. I thought they were probably pulling my legs or something but my mom started crying. I tried to touch her but guess what? My hands passed through her like some kinda hologram and I literally froze 😳. Then,I quickly rushed to the full length mirror right across the passage and spontaneously covered my gaping mouth with my hands. “I'm a f**king ghost!“ I shrieked.

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I went back to the living room and met my family leaving the house, they were going to search for me even though I was right there with them. But of course, they couldn't see or hear me. I had no idea what in the world was happening but I just knew I had to go explore this new ghost life of mine. I headed for the door and saw it had been locked. Oh right! I'm a ghost. I smoothly passed through the walls of our house and got outside.

Outside, I could either fly, walk, go under the ground and come back right up. It was so thrilling that I forgot about my devastated family who were relentlessly searching for me. It all felt like I was in some fantasy movie and I just wanted to try many things… Things no regular human could do.

Well, I got bored of flying so I jumped into the busy road of speeding vehicles. I stood unhurt while the vehicles zoomed through my body. I danced and twerked in the middle of the road. I even sat on one of the moving vehicles and jumped right down. “Cooool!“ I was in awe of myself but then I got bored some minutes later.

Passing by, I sighted an inceneration and thought I'd become the female version of Ben 10's alien self “heat blast” and walk through the fire. Why not? You only become a ghost once 😉.
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I kept trying out a lot of other crazy and spontaneous stuff I had no reason for 😂. Yeah, that was pretty much how the rest of Saturday went.

Then Sunday began my ghost haunt. I was out scaring the sh*t out of people who offended me. People like my poetry teacher who gave me a D in my C.A test just because I didn't come with the handout to class 😕. I've been pissed at him since then and I thought I'd use the opportunity to give him a taste of his own medicine. Though, I felt a little bad I almost gave the poor man a heart attack with my mischievous tricks 🤭.
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Next, I flew ahead to visit all the dirty and greedy politicians in my country, Nigeria. These people had a lot of embezzled funds stacked in their lockers at home, while other people wallowed in poverty. It irritated me so I thought I'd teach them a lesson. After scaring the living soul out of them, I dug my hands in their safe, retrieved all the cash and made it rain money for all the homeless beggars and street kids. As much as it startled everyone to see the scene, I was glad at the sight of smiles on their faces.
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Afterwards, the craziest idea popped up. I thought about visiting sambisa forest and terrorizing the life of those terrorist groups called “Boko Haram”. These people have made Nigeria a living hell for many innocent people and I wanted to scare them out of the country for good. And luckily, I did!

Really, you should've seen how one girl took hundreds of men to their feets. It was incredible and hilarious. They say you can't kill what you can't see so the terrorists couldn't hurt me. However, I managed to drive them out without laying a finger on them. How cool is that? I'll admit, I felt so fly like a superhero 😌.

After all the feat and stuff, I got super hungry and decided to drop by at domino's to grab some pizza and coke. I smoothly passed through the counter, got into the kitchen and picked up two boxes of pepperoni toppings pizza and a bottle of chilled coke.

Are ghosts even allowed to eat? Well, I don't know and didn't think much about it. I just wanted to get home fast. I managed to grab the stuff without getting seen, I think. As long as nobody screamed at the sight of floating boxes of pizza and coke, then yeah I wasn't seen. I hadn't made it passed the exit door yet when a woman rushed to me and said I didn't pay for my order 😳.

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Long story cut short, I'm currently at the police station charged with breaking in and stealing food. Someone please bail me out here! 😣💔

P.S. I wrote this in response to @galenkp's weekend engagement concept for WE 121. You can read here for more details 😊.

THANKS FOR READING! ❤️



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Wow this post is really good 😁. I would like to do the same with the corrupt politicians of my country, well with all of them worldwide, it would be great to take away what they have stolen and distribute it to the needy.

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Haha yes, it would be a great thing to do.
Thank you for stopping by ❤️

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Lol. I find this post funny 😂

It is really good. Especially the ‘scaring people’ part.

Kudos👍 But the police station tho 😂😂

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🤣 I'm glad you found it funny, that was the concept.

😅

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There is a lot of changes that need to be done in Nigeria. It is really nice that you put that into consideration

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