Emilio Cox sells his tribe boner pills IRL
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This pharmacist has fresh boners for sale 🍆
Emilio Cox is well known around his village as the Viagra plug. This man can get anybody hard and is the solution to dysfunction. His 69 member tribe worships a sex goddess so he is open about his sales. Cox was never known to take the medicine himself. This is a man about business, one who chooses to get paid over getting laid. Emilio went off the rails eventually, as does any d-pill-slanga.
Emilio Cox fell prey to his own product and tried his special sexual supplement. After about an hour of playing with sand in his hut, his meat hammer started throbbing. The only thing that remained in his domain was young house cat Beigdik. Lio had a raging boner and his cat wouldn't leave him alone. Luckily, ID: 9538 fainted as he was removing his straw skirt. He had taken an overly large dose of meds and endured several heart attacks due to a preexisting condition. The day after he had his open-heart surgery, he reimagined the potential of his essence of turgescence. Cox was infinitely motivated to continue slanging that blue diamond special to every living tribesman 7 inches and up.
Emilio Cox
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Bad bad Emilio. Shouldn’t get high on ones supply
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Emilio did so well for a very long time. Sadly he eventually started thinking with the head of his D rather than that big brain of his. Thankfully Beigdik was not harmed. His tribe assumed penetration was unable to be avoided for that little pussy, but that cat ended up not having to waste one of its 9 lives.
Oh my gosh, this was the funniest thing I read today.
Well done! And he actually looks like him :)
So far I haven't discovered any real similarities of punks in real life, but traits that fit certain persons, yes, for sure...
I wrote this during a sleepless night recently. It helped me fall asleep eventually. I love making up crazy stories like this.
100% agreed. Although if I write something like that while I need to sleep, I will be all pumped with other crazy stories probably, so no sleep at all. But good that it helped you fall asleep.