Difference between Nigerian marriage vow and Panya marriage vow.

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I never knew that Nigeria has a different marriage vow from that of Panya until I watched Chief o video. He is one of Nigerians Comic actor with Maggi (Magret). Chief Imo came back from Panya to get married to his lovely wife Maggi. He always put on three quarters jeans, long stockings and shoes. He also wears Polo and suit jackets on top. The funny part of the whole thing is that Chief Imo wears more than 5 different kinds of jewelries on his neck.

Marriage arrangements were done. But in a simple way. Though Chief Imo claims as Panyatick Candidate, that he has lost of money. Maggi on her own part didn't contribute anything for the marriage since her husband came back from outside Nigeria. So, her husband's best Man was given an assignment to get a driver that will take them to wedding hall. But no money was given to him. On the wedding morning, Maggi prepared for the wedding and her husband was no way to be found. Later he came in putting on his Panyatick clothes. Hahahaha, still on three quarter Chino's jeans. Polo and jacket. When Maggi asked him why he dressed that way, he said.

That's in the Panya way babe.

Now both families are ready for the wedding, the best Man and the driver are yet to arrive on. All the attempts to reach him through phone calls proved to be abortive. Maggi was lamenting why her husband wants to put her to shame. Because she is one of the choir mistress in her Church. At the end, the best man jumped in. Putting on Bongo trousers, over size rubber shoes and Bongo T-shirt. Hahahaha that word bongo means, (big). The best man was botheninig his Shirt as if someone is after him. Out of anger the Bride asked him.

Chief Imo:- Where is the driver?
Best Man:- Did you give me money?
Maggi:- Na so I take die? So Imo, all these mouth that your making you did not come back with money and I was sitting here waiting for driver to take me to the church oh Imo you have killed your self.
Best Man:- No need of quarreling let's look for another alternative.
Imo:- What's the alternative?
Best Man:- Let's go to the main road and look for bike 🤣😂 😅 fortunately for them they got a bike as soon as the left the house. Oh my gosh, the bike got on the spoiled on the road and they had to stroll down to the Church and Imo serves as a Chief brides maid to his wife.

On getting to the Church, all the Church members has left leaving only the family members and the priest. So, they couple's pleaded with the priest to wed them. Which he accepted. It's now time for what you have been waiting for. Please listen to their vows.

The marriage vows.

The Priest:- Since both of you have agreed to marry each other, now Imo have you agreed to take Magret as your beloved wife?

Imo:- Father I have agreed if she will agree oh!

The Priest:- Magret, have you agreed to take Imo as your lovely husband whom you will respect?

Magret:- I, I agreed small because I know who he is.

The Priest:- Have both of you agreed to stick to each other both in sickness, death and problems??

While the priest was talking Imo got upset and began to ask Father why will he put death, sickness and problems in a new marriage. He worked out of the stage.

Magret started crying that what the Priest said is normal in every marriage. The best Man approach Maggi to know why her husband left and out of anger she told him that she will slap off his teeth's and he pack them with Parker.

The couple's parents went to meet Chief Imo to plead with him to complete his marriage and forget about what the Priest is saying. And he said.

This is what they used to ask in Panya, have you poeple agree to be together in riches, flying in plain, in riches and in good health. And here in Nigeria they are saying sicknesses and poor, infact am no longer interested in that marriage.

After a long time pleading, he decided to listen to his mother. When he got back to the Church, it's already night. So, the Priest said to them.

Since both of you have agreed to each other, where is your ring??

Hahahaha, see me oo!! No wedding ring. Imo started asking Maggi about ring while Maggi told him is not her responsibility to buy ring. They began quarreling about ring. While quarreling, everyone was looking at them. At the end, they started asking for ring from their family members. That if anyone gives them, they will buy extra for that person. No one agreed to give them and they started living with anger. The couple's, started eyeing themselves at the end, they left with shame, 🤣😂.
That's the end for now friends.



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The inlaws are kind people. The only problem they have is that they didn't rush to market and buy the ring to cover all their shame ooh!

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Hahaha 😄😄 Imo and Maggie quite funny guys.

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The Nigerians got love for their partner but I am yet to figure out what exactly the Panyas are going into marriage for.. beside bongo trousers and oversized shoes is looking way too serious for just a wedding 😀😀

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My dear we will soon know what Panyas are going into marriage for

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Marriage ceremonies would be much fun to attend with such vows lol

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Ha! At the end of my last post, I joked that I had to rush off to read a new post about something funny at a Nigerian wedding...

I knew the COMmunity wouldn't disappoint, thank you! 🤣

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Thanks so much for always reading my post

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