tongues

ON TONGUES.

Glossolalia is a counter-intelligence scheme designed to bypass Lucifer's Intelligence Network (LIN), Angelic Communication Service (ACS) and the Neural Network of Human Acumen of Normalcy.

It is an encryption that only God, the All-Knowing Scientist, can decode. The Bible confirms it, when you speak in tongues no man understands you.

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Tongue is a language the Angels desire to look into, not the 6909 natural earthling languages, or the invented languages like Valyrian, Klington, Esperanto, Enochian, Laadan, Lingua Ignota, Toki Pona, Quenya, Solresol and the rest.

Nothing invented by man, no matter how complex, can confuse the angels. Their prodigious intellectual capacity makes things easy for them to know by default. They are incredible technologies.

Angels know all the names you want to call God. Their cranium is naturally programmed with all of those information. But when you speak in tongues, you confuse them. You will make them to pick their writing materials. It is why they come to churches to learn about God.

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Instead of reeling off psychedelic appellations with spiritualized phonetic gravitas of the Hellenistic or Hebraic order like El-Gmulot, El-Olam, Jehovah Mekaddishkem, Yahweh Elohim Israel, Yahweh Sabbaoth, etc the Bible says when you pray in tongues, you do it well. That is the design iteration of tongues- to do a better and qualitative worship in little time.

Also, instead of reading out God's CV, when giving thanks, using the 17th century English of king James or adopting the Shakespearean style, through the display of adjectival prowess or neologistic illustriousness, the Bible says when you give thanks in the Spirit you do it well.

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How do I speak in tongues?

Some folks sort of imagine tongues must descend on them. Kind of reminds me of Cerinthus, the propagator of the Cerinthus Heresy who claimed "Christ" is an anointing rather than a person. That "Christ" descended on a human Jesus at baptism in the Jordan when the Spirit descended on him. You know it's a lie!

If you've believed and confessed Jesus Christ, you can speak in tongue. Just have faith, open your mouth and speak.

It may not make sense, that is how it's designed. To make the foolish thing confound the wise.