RE: A few selected jokes with accompanying photos and analyses

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Gimme that lighter, those jerks are as good as dead. Also I heard there's a helpless baby in the front row that's gonna need some rescuin' real soon here and the local newspaper editor owes me a real big favor.

– Manipulative Psychopath at a comedy show



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You light the fire, I'll get the kid all the way there up in the front row, furthest from the door.

— Narcissistic Sociopath that doesn't realize they just got duped by a Manipulative Psychopath that just scored a free lighter at a comedy show

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Can you blame me though? Lighters ain't as cheap as they used to be.

– Manipulative Psychopath at a comedy show

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No I'm not trying to "kidnap" your baby! Can't you see there's a... fire?

What the hell! You had one job!

— Narcissistic Sociopath at a comedy show

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Whoopsie.

– Manipulative Psychopath at a comedy show

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