RE: Slither - Inktober day 30
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then it's time to pick a pen and start drawing and that'll teach me to not think too much of myself
You should write a self-help book. My guess is that it would accidentally turn out to be brilliant comedy.
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Except that now that you told me it would be brilliant, it most certainly will not. It's the same thing when I accidentally say something funny in a crowd and only one person hears it an they laugh so much that they can hardly speak but eventually when they can and they plea me to say or act or what ever I did, again, and I know it will be awful because I'm a once in a lifetime kinda person. Nothing ever happens twice like it once did in my life. If it's funny or good. Can't say the joke again. Can't do weird voices again. I just can't. It was funny and now it never again is. If you missed it, bummer. It was a once in a lifetime experience. 'Cause I. Just. Can't.
I get that. Life itself is a once in a lifetime experience you know. Also, ironic plot twist: nobody will realize how comedically brilliant your self-help book is until after you're dead. So, better get to writin' :D
Before I write that I will write a book called: "Things that require me being dead in order to bring money for me."