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I've lost the plot. But I fear not, for I have you, my day one clowns willing to slave your minds until you make one of my fiction pieces come to reality.

But why not do it yourself I hear you ask.

Well, first off turns out you actually need talent or still functioning brain cells to pull such ish off, and quite frankly my contrarian self thought I'd try the tell don't show approach. Gotta stand out one way or another.

Rules:

Rule for COM judges: As there's no standard for this kind of ishpost, it's peak quality.

Rule for authors: Make me look good.

Rule for COM judges: Make them look good.

Draft:

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Unfortunately to make the draft more immersive it has to be somewhat incoherent.

Draft:

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Heckler heckles comedian. >> Comedian hates it, always has. >> Roasts hecklers for shits and giggles and/or stage forces them until they do a bid.

Good mood today, forgives heckler if heckler crowd apologizes.

Heckler chicken scared, no speak. >> Comedian has it, activates gimmick. >> No show until heckler does bid.

Crowd eggs heckler. >> Heckler chair sinks. >> Heckler look sweat, but no fret. >> Fake sweat(Question mark).

Shill business plan all along, comedian's fan all along, spring in a step fast forwards heckler to the stage.

Gimmick turns sales pitch, heckler heck a shill. >> Feed hacks, web links and freebies by the exit, heckler heck a shill.

Comedian is speechless, the crowd is crickets. >> Awe. >> Comedian heckler fan, shills heckler's business. >> Heckler awarded bromedian by comedian.

In hurray the crowd erupts. >> Clap, clap, clap.<<

Prizes:

It's a movement. A free to enter movement.

Post Credit:

No draft was spoiled in the writing, editing or posting of this post.

Yes it all started because I wanted to non scammily post "first to contest."

PEACE!!

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