Spider Man Loves His Spiders - A Five Minute Freewrite

Spider man was no ordinary spider man.
He was not on the comics you see
Or on movie screens
Or on flat screen TV's
But he was just a simple guy who loves....spiders.

I call him Spider Man because he loves to have a lot of spiders in his house.
It wasn't frightening or feels haunted
But the house felt warm and cozy but with just a few creepy crawlies lurking
But they were nice... the spiders I mean.

Mr. Spider Man lives alone
But he wasn't lonely though!
Spiders were there to be with him allll day.
He talks to them and tends to their needs.
He was just a simple guy loving his pets.

He has a total of 20 spiders!
All of different colors and sizes.
One was big and black and the other one was yellow
One has 4 eyes while the other one was hairy like Mr. Spider Man's elbow!

They say spiders were bad and pretty venomous.
Truthfully, there are but there are also a few of them that are kind as a little sloth.
They would slowly creep and not mind
Then they would eventually kiss you from behind.

"Ahhh!!!! It bit me!"
"No it did not. Its okay. It was just his nails." Spider Man said.