THE TORN DRESS

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There are lot of hilarious incidence i have experience in life. Amidst all, i will share a funny one that happened recently.

For some months now, I have been traveling from one place to the other. So few weeks ago, I travel to a neighbouring state, it was my first time traveling to that place. The place is not really far, Just two hours journey from where I resides.

Just like any other day, I woke up so early to dress up and get set for the journey. I had this lovely gown which has a flower pattern, this gown was one of my favorite dress. Since this dress was my favorite, i decided to wear the cloth for the journey.

On getting to the pack, the available vehicle was a bus which was filled up with market women, with only one passenger sit left. Just because I was in a hurry i decided to board the bus, not knowing i will have a funny lifetime experience.

Shortly, the journey started. The woman sitting next to me was carrying a basket of tomatoes, this made me uncomfortable. How I wish I never boarded this bus, I said to myself. I sat quietly, trying to package myself like a gentle girl. Lol😂, thinking all will be well.

Not quite long, I noticed a strange movement on my left leg. I was wandering what could it be, but kept quiet thinking it's nothing. Still the movement kept on persisting which made me to check what was wrong.

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Looking down, I saw a black goat using it's fur hair to rub my leg, I could not withstand this, I screamed and everyone laughed. But why on earth will someone keep such kind of goat in a public bus, I wondered.

I couldn't wait to get to my destination because of all the experience have been experiencing right inside bus. My prayer was that we should get to the destination on time.

As soon as we enter the state, I informed the driver that i will stop in front of the state university. But he said i will have to get down fast because he want to drop the market women in the market, which i agreed.

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As soon as i got to my destination. I was about alighting from the bus, when i heard a sound "cra cra"....Chai, what's this? Trying to check where the sound was coming from, i discovered my dress was stuck to a metal close to the chair I sat on. I struggled to pull out the cloth and step out from bus.

After stepping out, I was excited that i'm free at last. Just after taking a step forward, I noticed cool breeze entering from a space at the back of my dress. I was enjoying it but i sensed the breeze was coming through a space from the dress.

Looking back, I discovered my precious gown is torn at the butt. Chai, what kind of mess is this? I could not move an inche. I was freezed on the same spot.

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People around kept on looking at me, while i gave a sheepish smile in return as a cover up. I could not cry and i kept on giving a funny smile when passersby ask me what was wrong.😂😂😂

It's a funny and embarrassing incident. Thanks to my friend who came by to give me a wrapper to tie around my waist to cover my butt.

Imagine such kind of dressing, Tieing wrapper on a gown with a shoe in front of the university gate. Village dressing indeed😂😂😂.

Thanks for reading......