Don't mess with my coffee

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I could not believe what my beloved Luis had just done and much less that he had dared to do something like that with my favorite drink, coffee, he knows what coffee represents to me, it is the first thing I prepare when I return home after a hectic day on the street, it is my way to begin to relax.

On more than one occasion Luis prepared the coffee for both of us and that is why I did not suspect anything, it was so unpleasant to take that sip of coffee that I wanted so much and feel the taste of the water in which the sausages had been prepared, it is true that he had just prepared some hot dogs, but I did not believe that because it was April Fool's Day he would make a joke, which logically would not be to my liking.

I imagine that my expression of disgust for him was very funny, because he immediately started laughing, while I was still trying to understand what was going on, then I understood everything and I did not laugh even for a moment, he would think that my anger would pass quickly, but no, I spent several days angry with him, but that was not all.

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Among all my anger that was going down a little, with the days I thought about how to give my dear Luis what he deserved, because he had to learn that there are things that simply are not to be trifled with.

I thought and thought remembering the things that for Luis were sacred and with which to make him a bad joke he would feel the same as I felt and I remembered his love for videos, games and his console, the hours he spends in online games, so I began to scheme how to give him a hard time.

I remembered that I had heard him talking about a tournament, of one of his favorite games, he had already organized everything to participate, he was very excited and I decided to give him in the mother, so he would feel and learn that there are things you don't play or joke with.

The day of the tournament arrived and I prepared everything for my sweet revenge, he went to his game room and began his game, I left him alone until late at night, because my intention was that he could not go to take refuge in any neighbor's house when I made my move, while waiting and to enjoy what I knew would be a panic attack of my dear husband, I prepared coffee and after eleven o'clock at night I cut the electricity wires of our house.

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The first thing I heard was a huge swear word he shouted, followed by others

-I heard the first thing I heard was a huge rude shout, followed by others: "Mother's pussy, no shit, what a shit.

I heard how he got up from the chair, there I quickly ran and sat on the couch to pretend to be surprised, in a few words to feign insanity, I had to control myself not to burst out laughing, seeing that man running down the stairs between angry and stressed it seemed that he would give him something, he ran as if his life depended on it.

His face was a poem, he was truly desperate, he was shocked to see that in the street there was electricity and that the neighbors had light, but being so late he did not dare to call anyone to maybe move his console to a friend's house.

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So, after walking around the house a few times, trying to organize his ideas, he went to the electricity board of the house and when he came back he said to me: "What the hell will happen?

-What the heck will happen, I moved the breakers and the light is not coming back, let me check again, see if he noticed anything else.

In that second check he took a flashlight and there he noticed that the wires were chopped, he returned to the living room and said angrily:

-some wretch cut the electricity wires.

There I could not stand it any longer, I crossed my legs and looked at him, he immediately knew that I had done that act, his face showed anger and annoyance, but when he was about to complain to me I told him:

-isn't it horrible that someone ruins what is sacred to you? That's how I felt with that joke about the coffee in sausage water.

As expected, the next day an electrician was hired to get the electric service back, Luis was angry for a few days, but since that day every time he goes to play he makes me a cup of coffee, leaves it in my hands and tells me how much he loves me and never again made jokes on April Fool's Day or at least not to me.

Finally, I think there are definitely some things you don't play with and coffee is one of them, thus culminates my participation in STB #55.

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Only Luis had the idea of using the place where he had prepared the sausages and he laughs very funny hahaha well deserved revenge hahahahahahahahaha

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I can only imagine of a coffee prepared in sausage water, just imagining them makes me angry and disgusted, he deserved all that.

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Haha, I am glad you and Luis made up at last. Coffee is indeed sacred and should be respected.

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I know how the guys love their game console so cutting the electricity wires at the peak of a game is drastic! 😃 Luis is forced to learn his lesson to never mess with your coffee again. Hotdog water coffee, eww! 😃

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He learned or knew what was in store for the rest of his days, lol.

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I am glad you made up with him but that revenge was way too sweet. Haha

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For a videogame or console fanatic to have something like this happen is a tragedy, to be left without internet or electricity is catastrophic for a gammer.

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That was a really hot revenge, I know how men love games and it must have made him really annoying to miss out on the game. He won't dare such again and it's cool to know that things returned to normal after.

Beautiful story ma'am, Happy Tuesday.

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Most men love to be in front of a console or computer gamer, and since this character loved games and was in the middle of a tournament, he had to be punished with what hurt him the most.

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I'm not sure if I would have been brave enough to confess my actions, even though it was payback time 🤣

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It is true that sometimes it is better to keep quiet and leave the doubt of who was guilty, but here it was about teaching him a lesson, so that he would understand that there are things that are not to be trifled with.

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Haha. Luis deserved it. You did well not burst into laughter at the very moment. Ha

Guys are so inlove with video games, well, I am. He would be so pissed but yeah. No one mess with coffee.

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I see you had as much fun reading it as I did writing it, I know men who can spend hours playing it, it's awesome.

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Heh, the symbolism of your return prank is very memorable. That ought to teach him not to mess with coffee again! ☕️

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I have a son who spends hours playing and I had a boyfriend who participated in tournaments so I know what a power or internet failure means to them.

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